Where does it come from? Where does it go? This 100% Cotton Eyed Joe will keep your belly warm on a hot summer day, and that’s just science. With our patented shirt-mesh technology, this shirt doubles as a travel stovetop. Simply wear it, lay in the sun, then crack and egg right on your solar plexus. Wow! It really works!

100% cotton / open-end yarn / tubular fabric / taped neck and shoulders / double seam at sleeves and bottom hem / very stylish and jealously inducing!