This is the shirt you're supposed to buy your single friends for Valentine's Day. I bet you they won't ever wear it, but hey, it'll work real well to dry their tears or wipe up the ice cream they got all over themselves as they watch TV for too many hours alone, again, just like every Friday night.

100% cotton / open-end yarn / tubular fabric / taped neck and shoulders / double seam at sleeves and bottom hem / very stylish and jealously inducing!